{"id":807,"date":"2011-09-21T16:22:34","date_gmt":"2011-09-21T06:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/?p=807"},"modified":"2020-10-21T11:57:06","modified_gmt":"2020-10-21T00:57:06","slug":"when-all-the-watermelon-warmers-admit-their-lie-a-poem-by-maurice-j","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/?p=807","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;When all the Watermelon Warmers admit their Lie&#8221; a poem by Maurice J."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/?attachment_id=941\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-941\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-941\" title=\"tower-of-babel1_small\" src=\"https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/tower-of-babel1_small.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/tower-of-babel1_small.jpg 640w, https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/tower-of-babel1_small-300x117.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Poetry &#8211; &#8220;a waste of paper&#8221; more like?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Poetry is perhaps a little less fashionable than it used to be in days gone by.&nbsp; To tell you the truth, I&#8217;ve never really been a great connoisseur of it myself.&nbsp; Well, I guess that&#8217;s largely due to the fact that I don&#8217;t have the wherewithall to understand and appreciate its hidden depths.&nbsp; However, with that said, I can perhaps try to change the habit of a lifetime and refine my appreciative abilities for poetry.&nbsp;&nbsp; The currently elusive &#8220;Maurice J.&#8221; has repeatedly posted comments on Global Warming, skeptics forums challenging us with this very eloquent and concise beauty:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h4 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;When all the WATERMELON WARMERS admit their LIE<br \/>\nWe will raise a MONUMENT into the SKY<br \/>\nA MONUMENT of SOLID CARBON<br \/>\nTo commemorate their BOGUS BARGAIN.&#8221;<\/h4>\n<p>Attributed to Maurice J. (Jun&#8217;11)<\/p>\n<address>As seen on:<\/address>\n<address><a title=\"Nigel Calder\" href=\"http:\/\/calderup.wordpress.com\/2011\/08\/24\/cern-experiment-confirms-cosmic-ray-action\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Nigel Calder&#8217;s blog<\/a><\/address>\n<address><a title=\"Joanne Nova\" href=\"http:\/\/joannenova.com.au\/2011\/06\/mark-the-moment-the-first-renegade-science-conference\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">JoNova blog<\/a><\/address>\n<address><a title=\"Daily Bayonet\" href=\"http:\/\/dailybayonet.com\/?p=8932\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Daily Bayonet<\/a><\/address>\n<address><a title=\"WattsUpWithThat\" href=\"http:\/\/wattsupwiththat.com\/2011\/08\/09\/death-of-a-carbon-salesman-chicago-climate-exchange\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">WattsupWithThat<\/a><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poetry &#8211; &#8220;a waste of paper&#8221; more like? Poetry is perhaps a little less fashionable than it used to be in days gone by.&nbsp; To tell you the truth, I&#8217;ve never really been a great connoisseur of it myself.&nbsp; Well, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/?p=807\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116],"tags":[118,119,37,120,117],"class_list":["post-807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-alarmists-are-like-watermelons","tag-carbon-dioxide","tag-global-warming","tag-monument-to-lies","tag-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=807"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2074,"href":"https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807\/revisions\/2074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/climatereview.net\/ChewTheFat\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}